I'm a grumpy 22 yo artist, and I thoroughly enjoy a good laugh. I have an art tumblr too. This ain't it. Get sexual, kid.
American History textbooks more like
Chapter 1: Introduction to White People
Chapter 2: White Settlers and The Indian Savages
Chapter 3: Whitey Makes A Country
Chapter 4: The Blacks
Chapter 5: Wars, Wars, Wars
Chapter 6: No More Racism!: Martin Luther King Jr. Gives a Speech
Chapter 7: The Modern Whites
Is there a lie?